"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
03/26/2015 at 19:17 • Filed to: None
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"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
03/26/2015 at 19:17 • Filed to: None | 6
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Don't get me wrong, Virginia is a great state. Except Northern Virginia, this place sucks ass. Besides this dump, rural Virginia is a great place, full of smooth windy roads, some Appalachian trail and tons of nice views and outdoors activities. None of which you get in Northern Virginia.
1. The Prerequisites for reckless driving.
As we all know, 20 over the speed limit and greater than 80 mph are considered reckless driving. $2,500 fine, up to 12 months in jail and having your licence suspended for 6 months. The stupid thing is that the speed limit is 70 on several major roads in Virginia. 10 over usually doesn't mean anything, except here.
2. You can't have Sex outside of marriage.
So apparently, in Virginia you !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! unless you're married.
3. You can't swear over the phone.
That includes text messages. Why and how does that make sense?
4. The lack of legal radar detectors.
With such strict prerequisites for reckless driving, why make radar detectors illegal? Why?
Rico
> jkm7680
03/26/2015 at 19:22 |
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Number 4 exists because of number 1 silly goose!
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jkm7680
> Rico
03/26/2015 at 19:23 |
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I'd say get rid of them both.
PS9
> jkm7680
03/26/2015 at 19:26 |
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Just for that, I'm putting sex with a girlfriend in Virginia on the bucket list. I think every american(With their GF/BF/whatever-the-fuck-you-got-goin-on) should, actually.
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> jkm7680
03/26/2015 at 19:28 |
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Do cops still use radars to catch speeders? Where I live they've all switched over to lasers. With those a "radar detector" would only be able to tell that you've just been caught.
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jkm7680
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03/26/2015 at 19:28 |
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Think it includes radar and laser detectors. Don't quote me on that though.
Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
> jkm7680
03/26/2015 at 19:30 |
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If you want to take issue with some of the Commonwealth's less than awesome laws you might as well go after all the "silly" ones still on the books.
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-st…
norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
> jkm7680
03/26/2015 at 19:30 |
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This whole post reeks of Wut??
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jkm7680
> norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
03/26/2015 at 19:32 |
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Tapioca pudding.
Svend
> PS9
03/26/2015 at 19:34 |
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I think you should text her before you do saying what you're going to do.
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norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
> jkm7680
03/26/2015 at 19:37 |
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K
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jkm7680
> norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
03/26/2015 at 19:37 |
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Yep
desertdog5051
> jkm7680
03/26/2015 at 19:39 |
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Other places will welcome you.
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PS9
> Svend
03/26/2015 at 19:42 |
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and I think you should assume that I would obviously obtain consent first before any sexual activity occurs between me and someone close enough to me to be called a girlfriend.
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Svend
> PS9
03/26/2015 at 19:51 |
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Obviously. Anything else would be grossly wrong.
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norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
> jkm7680
03/26/2015 at 19:57 |
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Virginia no make-a da sense
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jkm7680
> norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
03/26/2015 at 19:59 |
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Agreeeeeeee
Tim (Fractal Footwork)
> jkm7680
03/26/2015 at 20:04 |
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This made me look up my Illinois laws:
26 over is a class B misdemeanor with up to 180 days jail time and up to $2500 fine.
Kind of pissed at my legislature now.
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norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
> jkm7680
03/26/2015 at 20:14 |
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At least I live in NY where it's likely not a felony to have sex.